Quick answer: The funny hats for women people ask me about most are Expensive & Difficult, I'm Literally Just a Girl, Undiagnosed But I'm Pretty Sure and It's a Bad Day to Be a Hot Dog. I embroider every one in-house in Denison, Texas. Most are $35, or 2 for $65, and U.S. orders of $35+ ship free.
At a glance
- Price: $35 each, 2 for $65
- Styles: structured two-tone trucker hats and soft baseball caps
- Made: embroidered in-house in Denison, Texas
- Shipping: free U.S. shipping on orders $35+
The self-aware ones
These are the hats that make strangers laugh and then ask where you got it.
Expensive & Difficult Trucker Hat ($35) — The one people search for by name. For the friend who knows her worth and orders off-menu.
I'm Literally Just a Girl Trucker Hat ($35) — Says exactly what she means without her having to open her mouth.
Undiagnosed But I'm Pretty Sure Natural Hat ($35) — For the girl whose group chat already has a theory.
I Could Be Meaner Washed Trucker Hat ($35) — A washed trucker for the sweet one who could, in fact, be meaner.
The silly ones
Food jokes and coffee hats are my easy wins for gift exchanges.
It's a Bad Day to Be a Hot Dog Trucker Hat ($35) — Made for cookouts, BBQs and every Fourth of July photo.
Slow Morning Club Trucker Hat ($35) — For the friend who doesn't talk before coffee.
This Is Actually My First Rodeo Trucker Hat ($35) — For first-timers at the rodeo, and the ones pretending.
For moms, faith and game day
Hot Moms Club Trucker Hat ($35) — Members only. Every mom I know wants in.
Jesus Saves I Spend Trucker Hat ($35) — For the believer who also loves a good sale.
My Favorite Player is the Hot One Embroidered Baseball Hat ($35) — Comes in 17 colors, so you can match any team.
What DSY customers say
“Yes, I'm 63 and rocking this hat like I'm 33. I bought this hat because the phrase made me smile. It's simple, bold, and says exactly what I want it to say without me having to open my mouth.”
— Review of I'm Literally Just a Girl Washed Trucker Hat
“I LOVE this hat!!!! I got so many compliments on it. Would absolutely purchase from this shop again!!”
— Review of I Could Be Meaner Washed Trucker Hat
“I'm so obsessed with it, thank you so much! I wore my hat the rest of yesterday and got so many compliments.”
— Review of Slow Morning Club Baseball Hat
DSY Lifestyle is rated 4.97 out of 5 from 641 reviews. Read all reviews.
Gift tips from the hat booth
- Pick the saying she already says out loud. That's the one she'll wear.
- Two hats are $65, so grab one for her and one for you.
- Not sure about fit? Trucker hats sit taller and structured; baseball caps are soft and lower.
Want more? See my Funny Hats for Women collection, the Funny Hat Gifts guide or Secret Santa Gifts Under $35. New here? Read Who Is the Texas Hat Lady?
FAQ
What are the best funny hats for women?
My best sellers are Expensive & Difficult, I'm Literally Just a Girl, Undiagnosed But I'm Pretty Sure, It's a Bad Day to Be a Hot Dog and Jesus Saves I Spend. They're the ones people stop me about at every festival.
Are DSY funny hats embroidered or printed?
Embroidered. Every DSY design is embroidered in-house in Denison, Texas, not printed.
Are the hats one size?
Yes. Unless a listing says otherwise, DSY caps are one size fits most with an adjustable back.
How much do funny hats cost at DSY?
Most are $35, or 2 for $65. U.S. orders of $35+ ship free.
How long does shipping take?
Orders process in 1–2 business days. Regular U.S. shipping takes 3–5 business days, and priority mail takes 2–3 business days. U.S. orders of $35+ ship free.
About the author: Daisy Delgado is the founder of DSY Lifestyle, a family-run embroidered hat brand based in Denison, Texas, known to State Fair of Texas visitors as the Texas Hat Lady. Every DSY hat is machine embroidered in-house. Follow along on Instagram or read our story.