Me and My Dog Talk Shit About You Two-Tone Baseball Hat

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Product Details

Details

Your dog agrees with everything you say. Especially about them.

“me and my dog talk shit about you” in lowercase serif letters on the Me and My Dog Talk Shit About You Two-Tone Baseball Hat. For the dog mom or dad whose best friend is the best listener.

Wear it to the dog park, the walk around the block, the patio brunch, or the vet. It’s a funny gift for any dog lover, from pit bull moms to chihuahua dads.

More pet humor: the My Dog Said You’re a Hoe Trucker Hat, the My Cat Said You’re a Hoe Two-Tone Baseball Hat and the I’m Only Talking to My Dog Baseball Hat.

Quick questions

What does the hat look like?

A natural cream five-panel baseball cap with a colored bill. “me and my dog” over “talk shit about you” is stitched in lowercase serif letters, in thread that matches the bill.

Which color is in the photos?

The main photo is Natural / Black Bill with black thread. It comes in 14 colors: 11 Natural crowns with colored bills plus Solid Black, Solid Brown and Solid Forest Green.

Is it a good gift for a dog mom?

Yes. It’s a funny gift for dog moms, dog dads and anyone who talks to their dog more than to people.

Quick note on thread: the thread always matches the bill. Solid Black and Solid Forest Green have white thread, and Solid Brown has khaki thread.

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“I’m loving the hat! Getting so many compliments and people laughing.” — Kailey T.

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Size & Fit

Structure: Five-panel, mid-profile design
One size fits most (head sizes 20 ½″ – 21 ⅝″)
Mid-profile structured fit with clean lines
Crown Height 3¼″ for a modern, flattering fit
Pre-curved bill for classic streetwear look
Adjustable snapback for a comfortable, custom fit

Content & Care

65% Polyester / 35% Cotton blend for durable, soft feel
Structured five-panel, mid-profile design
3 1/4" crown with pre-curved bill
Adjustable snapback closure for custom fit
Thread matches the bill. Solid Black and Solid Forest Green have white thread; Solid Brown has khaki thread.
Spot clean recommended; avoid machine washing
Embroidered in the USA (Texas)

Easy 14-Day Return Policy

Hassle free return policy if it is new (unused). Use our contact form to start your return or exchange.

Ships in 2 business days

We ship within two business days (excludes holidays) from when the order is placed. All orders ship via USPS from Denison, Texas.

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