• Woman in her 20s with long wavy hair cuddling an orange tabby cat against her cheek on a sofa wearing the My Cat Said You’re a Hoe two-tone baseball hat in Natural / Black Bill
  • My Cat Said You’re a Hoe embroidered two-tone baseball hat in Natural / Black Bill, front view on a soft gray backdrop
  • Woman in her 30s sitting at an apartment window seat with a gray cat on her lap wearing the My Cat Said You’re a Hoe two-tone baseball hat in Natural / Pink Bill
  • Plant lady in her 40s in a sunny kitchen full of houseplants wearing the My Cat Said You’re a Hoe two-tone baseball hat in Natural / Forest Green Bill
  • Young man in his 20s at a desk with a tuxedo cat perched on his shoulder wearing the My Cat Said You’re a Hoe two-tone baseball hat in Solid Brown
  • Close-up of the My Cat Said You’re a Hoe embroidery stitching on a two-tone baseball hat
  • My Cat Said You’re a Hoe two-tone baseball hat in Natural / Burgundy Bill styled as a gift
  • My Cat Said You’re a Hoe two-tone baseball hat in Natural / Aqua Bill, resting on a made bed with a sleeping calico cat curled next to it, soft morning light
  • Three My Cat Said You’re a Hoe two-tone baseball hats in Natural / Navy Bill, Natural / Orange Bill, Solid Black
  • Real photo of the My Cat Said You’re a Hoe two-tone baseball hat with embroidered lettering
  • Black woman in her 30s reading in bed with a fluffy white cat curled next to her wearing the My Cat Said You’re a Hoe two-tone baseball hat in Natural / Sky Blue Bill
  • My Cat Said You’re a Hoe two-tone baseball hats in nine colors in a flat lay
  • DSY two-tone baseball hat color chart with 11 Natural bill colors and 3 solids
  • My Cat Said You’re a Hoe two-tone baseball hat size and fit info chart
  • My Cat Said You’re a Hoe embroidered two-tone baseball hat in Natural / Aqua Bill with aqua thread, front view on a soft gray backdrop
  • My Cat Said You’re a Hoe embroidered two-tone baseball hat in Natural / Brown Bill with brown thread, front view on a soft gray backdrop
  • My Cat Said You’re a Hoe embroidered two-tone baseball hat in Natural / Burgundy Bill with burgundy thread, front view on a soft gray backdrop
  • My Cat Said You’re a Hoe embroidered two-tone baseball hat in Natural / Forest Green Bill with forest green thread, front view on a soft gray backdrop
  • My Cat Said You’re a Hoe embroidered two-tone baseball hat in Natural / Navy Bill with navy thread, front view on a soft gray backdrop
  • My Cat Said You’re a Hoe embroidered two-tone baseball hat in Natural / Orange Bill with orange thread, front view on a soft gray backdrop
  • My Cat Said You’re a Hoe embroidered two-tone baseball hat in Natural / Pink Bill with pink thread, front view on a soft gray backdrop
  • My Cat Said You’re a Hoe embroidered two-tone baseball hat in Natural / Red Bill with red thread, front view on a soft gray backdrop
  • My Cat Said You’re a Hoe embroidered two-tone baseball hat in Natural / Royal Blue Bill with royal blue thread, front view on a soft gray backdrop
  • My Cat Said You’re a Hoe embroidered two-tone baseball hat in Natural / Sky Blue Bill with sky blue thread, front view on a soft gray backdrop
  • My Cat Said You’re a Hoe embroidered two-tone baseball hat in Solid Black with white thread, front view on a soft gray backdrop
  • My Cat Said You’re a Hoe embroidered two-tone baseball hat in Solid Brown with khaki thread, front view on a soft gray backdrop
  • My Cat Said You’re a Hoe embroidered two-tone baseball hat in Solid Forest Green with white thread, front view on a soft gray backdrop
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My Cat Said You’re a Hoe Two-Tone Baseball Hat

$35.00
$35.00
FREE U.S. shipping on orders $35+ · Standard shipping $4.99
Color: Natural / Black Bill
Product Details

Details

Don’t blame me. The cat said it.

“my cat said you’re a hoe” in bold lowercase serif letters on the My Cat Said You’re a Hoe Two-Tone Baseball Hat. Cats judge everybody, and now yours gets the last word.

Wear it on a coffee run, around the apartment, to brunch, or anywhere your cat would side-eye. It’s a funny gift for cat moms, cat dads, and the friend with three cats and no regrets.

More pet humor: the Me and My Dog Talk Shit About You Two-Tone Baseball Hat, the My Dog Said You’re a Hoe Trucker Hat and the Cat Mom Social Club Trucker Hat.

Quick questions

What does the hat look like?

A natural cream five-panel baseball cap with a colored bill. “my cat said” over “you’re a hoe” is stitched in bold lowercase serif letters, in thread that matches the bill.

Which color is in the photos?

The main photo is Natural / Black Bill with black thread. It comes in 14 colors: 11 Natural crowns with colored bills plus Solid Black, Solid Brown and Solid Forest Green.

Is it a good gift for a cat mom?

Yes. It’s a funny gift for cat moms, cat dads and any cat lover with a sense of humor.

Quick note on thread: the thread always matches the bill. Solid Black and Solid Forest Green have white thread, and Solid Brown has khaki thread.

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What customers say about their DSY hats

“I’m loving the hat! Getting so many compliments and people laughing.” — Kailey T.

“I wore my hat the rest of yesterday and got so many compliments.” — Katelyn M.
Size & Fit
  • Structure: Five-panel, mid-profile design
  • One size fits most (head sizes 20 ½″ – 21 ⅝″)
  • Mid-profile structured fit with clean lines
  • Crown Height 3¼″ for a modern, flattering fit
  • Pre-curved bill for classic streetwear look
  • Adjustable snapback for a comfortable, custom fit
Content & Care
  • 65% Polyester / 35% Cotton blend for durable, soft feel
  • Structured five-panel, mid-profile design
  • 3 1/4" crown with pre-curved bill
  • Adjustable snapback closure for custom fit
  • Thread matches the bill. Solid Black and Solid Forest Green have white thread; Solid Brown has khaki thread.
  • Spot clean recommended; avoid machine washing
    Embroidered in the USA (Texas)
Easy 14-Day Return Policy

Hassle free return policy if it is new (unused). Use our contact form to start your return or exchange.
Ships in 2 business days

We ship within two business days (excludes holidays) from when the order is placed. All orders ship via USPS from Denison, Texas.

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    My Cat Said You’re a Hoe embroidered two-tone baseball hat in Natural / Black Bill, front view on a soft gray backdrop
    Woman in her 20s with long wavy hair cuddling an orange tabby cat against her cheek on a sofa wearing the My Cat Said You’re a Hoe two-tone baseball hat in Natural / Black Bill
    Woman in her 30s sitting at an apartment window seat with a gray cat on her lap wearing the My Cat Said You’re a Hoe two-tone baseball hat in Natural / Pink Bill
    Plant lady in her 40s in a sunny kitchen full of houseplants wearing the My Cat Said You’re a Hoe two-tone baseball hat in Natural / Forest Green Bill
    Young man in his 20s at a desk with a tuxedo cat perched on his shoulder wearing the My Cat Said You’re a Hoe two-tone baseball hat in Solid Brown
    Close-up of the My Cat Said You’re a Hoe embroidery stitching on a two-tone baseball hat
    My Cat Said You’re a Hoe two-tone baseball hat in Natural / Burgundy Bill styled as a gift
    My Cat Said You’re a Hoe two-tone baseball hat in Natural / Aqua Bill, resting on a made bed with a sleeping calico cat curled next to it, soft morning light
    Three My Cat Said You’re a Hoe two-tone baseball hats in Natural / Navy Bill, Natural / Orange Bill, Solid Black
    Real photo of the My Cat Said You’re a Hoe two-tone baseball hat with embroidered lettering
    Black woman in her 30s reading in bed with a fluffy white cat curled next to her wearing the My Cat Said You’re a Hoe two-tone baseball hat in Natural / Sky Blue Bill
    My Cat Said You’re a Hoe two-tone baseball hats in nine colors in a flat lay
    DSY two-tone baseball hat color chart with 11 Natural bill colors and 3 solids
    My Cat Said You’re a Hoe two-tone baseball hat size and fit info chart
    My Cat Said You’re a Hoe embroidered two-tone baseball hat in Natural / Aqua Bill with aqua thread, front view on a soft gray backdrop
    My Cat Said You’re a Hoe embroidered two-tone baseball hat in Natural / Brown Bill with brown thread, front view on a soft gray backdrop
    My Cat Said You’re a Hoe embroidered two-tone baseball hat in Natural / Burgundy Bill with burgundy thread, front view on a soft gray backdrop
    My Cat Said You’re a Hoe embroidered two-tone baseball hat in Natural / Forest Green Bill with forest green thread, front view on a soft gray backdrop
    My Cat Said You’re a Hoe embroidered two-tone baseball hat in Natural / Navy Bill with navy thread, front view on a soft gray backdrop
    My Cat Said You’re a Hoe embroidered two-tone baseball hat in Natural / Orange Bill with orange thread, front view on a soft gray backdrop
    My Cat Said You’re a Hoe embroidered two-tone baseball hat in Natural / Pink Bill with pink thread, front view on a soft gray backdrop
    My Cat Said You’re a Hoe embroidered two-tone baseball hat in Natural / Red Bill with red thread, front view on a soft gray backdrop
    My Cat Said You’re a Hoe embroidered two-tone baseball hat in Natural / Royal Blue Bill with royal blue thread, front view on a soft gray backdrop
    My Cat Said You’re a Hoe embroidered two-tone baseball hat in Natural / Sky Blue Bill with sky blue thread, front view on a soft gray backdrop
    My Cat Said You’re a Hoe embroidered two-tone baseball hat in Solid Black with white thread, front view on a soft gray backdrop
    My Cat Said You’re a Hoe embroidered two-tone baseball hat in Solid Brown with khaki thread, front view on a soft gray backdrop
    My Cat Said You’re a Hoe embroidered two-tone baseball hat in Solid Forest Green with white thread, front view on a soft gray backdrop
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